Funny Candle - LIGHT ME WHEN YOU WANT A BLOWJOB Premium Scented

Light up the laughs 🌟 with these hilariously witty, premium scented candles! 🎉 Housed in a sleek 9oz reusable glass vessel, these bad boys bring a cozy twist to any space with scents like Beachwood 🌴, Blackberry Vanilla 🍇, Cashmere Musk 💨, Cinnamon Chai ☕, Fraser Fir 🎄, Lavender 🌸, and Mango Coconut 🥭. Perfect for setting a premium vibe—whether it’s a holiday bash, a celebration, or just because you deserve it! 🌈 Plus, they’re eco-friendly and non-toxic, making them a guilt-free glow-up. 💚

Why You’ll Love Them:

• Eco-friendly & non-toxic—good for you and the planet! 🌍
• Reusable glass vessel—style that lasts beyond the flame 🔥
• Nine aromatic scents to match your mood 🎶
• Burns 50-60 hours of pure bliss ⏳
• Meets ASTM safety standards for peace of mind ✅

Care Instructions:

Keep your candle within sight 👀, away from kids and pets 🐶🐱, and never near flammable stuff 🚫. Let the humor (and warmth) shine safely! 😄

Snag yours now and turn any moment into a scented stand-up comedy show! 🎭🕯️

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Printed Mint, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering